Grump's Grump

I found these flytings online while looking online.



Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat, when she orders the buffet, she just pulls up a chair.
Yo mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, they don't give her a menu, they give her an estimate.
Yo mama is so fat, she has smaller women orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat, she's in competition with the whales.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on America and caused the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed four hour-long specials.
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on the scales and it read "One at a time please"
Yo mama is so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he told her to move out of the way
Yo mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she plunges straight down to hell.
Yo mama is so fat she mistook a jar of mayonnaise for a jar of aspirins
Yo mama is so fat, when she tries walking through a door, she needs to be greased.
Yo mama is so fat, people mistake her for the earth
Yo mama is so fat, McDonald's went rich in one sitting when she visited.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the dock and made it sink!


Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama is so stupid, she asked the number for 911.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she said "What's the letter after X" and I said "Y" she said "Because I wanna know."
Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store, and starved.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
Yo mama is so stupid, a microscope wouldn't be able to see her brain.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her head, just to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so stupid, she dots her t's and crosses her o's.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she hears it's chilly outside, she brings a bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama is so stupid, she used a ruler to see how long she slept.


Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama is so hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of her.
Yo mama is so hairy, Furbies hide in her armpits.
Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barbers, she got charged 100,000,000,000,000 grand!!!!!!!

If you would have asked me if I had ever done this before this class I would have said sure but not really been able to tell you when.  Now that I've thought about it over the last couple of days I can remember sitting around with my friends firing off these one liners until someone failed to respond.  Oh the well spent time of my youth.